And what is Drag Race if not an episode of All That on poppers? Pri says she’s going to be Miss Cleo, which will be a Drag Race first, considering Shangela ditched it after her Jamaican accent in the werkroom walkthrough was a full-blown Irish brogue. Priyanka is excited, armed with a lifetime of improv experience and eight years of working in children’s television. The maxi challenge is Snatch Game, which Lemon helpfully defines: “Snatch Game is important in this competition, because it separates the dumb bitches from the really clever girls.” And you remind me of a Slinky, because I don’t know what you’re good at, but I’d love to push you down the stairs.” I MEAN! Lemon wins the challenge, but props also must be given to Rita Baga, who deigns to read Brooke herself. Last week I saw you playing with the plastics and I saw there was a Slinky there. Is fucking stupid.” ZING! She follows it up with: “Rita Baga. Someone needs to sit these sweethearts down and explain to them the basic concept of “reads,” and maybe even the basic concept of “jokes,” because these girls mostly just sling middling digs and factual observations with no punchlines attached! Nothing sums up the adorable, jocular, too-nice vibe of the Canada’s Drag Race cast than when Lemon shimmies up to the front to put on her reading shades and all the girls murmur, “oh, those are cute!” and “those are really cute on you!” Y’all are too cute and supportive! And the joke’s on them, because Lemon gets the best read of the challenge, with: “Priyanka. Brooke Lynn walks in in his best David Rose cosplay, and officially opens the first-ever Canada’s Drag Race library for the Reading Is (Quoi?) Fundamental mini-challenge.
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